the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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i used to hate squidward
but now i see it
i am squidward
we’re all squidward
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
… Meow
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summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
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tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
ZEDDIE
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I feel like that natural transition into being a stable adult isn’t going to happen for me
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River Song : The first sign….and the last sign
Satan is getting really good at ripping out my heart
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